Ten Dollars

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by cobalt123

What can ten dollars pay for?

• 2 number 3 combos at Dunkin Donuts.
• 2 small specialty drinks at Starbucks.
• A combo at McDonalds that’ll make you sick.
• Half a swallow of gas for your car.
• Round-trip passage on a NYC toll bridge.
• Wings at Applebees, Unos or Buffalo Wild Wings
• A great burger and fries at a great diner.
• Half a burger at a good burger spot.
• 2 bottom shelf drinks at a NYC happy.
• No drinks at any other time of the day.
• 3 2-liter bottles of soda.
• Half a lap dance at a strip club in Hunts Point, Bx.
• No lap dances anywhere else in the U.S.A.
• 4.25 rides on a NYC subway.
• 1 one-way peak-hour ticket on New York’s Metro North.
• 2 slices of Sicilian pizza.
• 1.5 slices of pizza from Chicago’s Gino’s East or Giordano’s.
• 1/20 to 1/18 of a NYC parking ticket.
• Nothing, if you’re towed in NYC.
• A large box of Belgian Frites at Citi Field.
• 2-3 magazines.
• 2 small custard shakes at the Shake Shack.
• 2 cupcakes at Crumbs.
• 2 tubs of strawberries at your local grocery store.
• 2 pounds of green grapes.
• 1 value pack of AA batteries.
• 1 value pack of AAA batteries.
• Anything that costs 5 British pounds.
• A small flask of Thunderbird.
• ¾ of an open faced sandwich at Katz’s Deli.
• A monthly membership at Netflix.
• A senior’s discount for the movies.
• 8 songs on iTunes.
• 5 minutes on your cell phone after you’ve burned through all your free minutes.
• 30 seconds of Internet usage on a cell phone without a data plan.
• The clasp on a piece of jewelry.
• 1 heel repair on a stiletto shoe.
• 1,000 brand new pennies.
• A child’s haircut (only if you know the barber/hairdresser).
• 2 pairs of toddler’s socks.
• 2 $5 bills.
• A tube of lipstick (maybe).
• Chinese food for 1.
• Your wife leaving the house without bitching about how you never give her any money.
• 2 beef patties, coco bread and 1 bottle of Ting.
• A hearty, meatless salad at a restaurant.