Friday
7 Things You Should NOT Say To Your Wife...
...or any woman you're serious with on your way out on a date:
- You're wearing that?
- So who's paying tonight?
- What was wrong with your old shoes?
- How much is this gonna cost?
- I hate chick flicks.
- What do you mean [insert movie] (Spider-Man 1 & 2, Transformers, Hellboy, Iron Man, Batman Begins, Blade Runner, Underworld, The Mummy, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Snatch, Layer Cake, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, The Dark Knight, Terminator, Predator Vs. Aliens, Watchmen, Incredible Hulk) isn't romantic?
- Why don't we just stay in? We don't have to get dressed up or anything. I'll make the popcorn. You like it buttered, right?

Happy Friday!

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