Oxi Clean Can!

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Yesterday at dinner, I spilled some tomatoes from the bruschetta I was eating on my shirt. After wiping it away, I began to mess with it over the course of the rest of my meal.

Daughter: It's okay, Dad.

Me: (I continue to mess with the spot)

Daughter (now standing in her chair): It's okay, Dad. On the TV they say Oxi Clean'll get it out.

Wife: (Consumed with laughter)

Me: (In shock that this came out of a baby who is only interested in watching Noggin on television)

Son: Wait...what's Oxi Clean again?

Me: (I say nothing and give my son side-eye)

My daughter is 3. My son is 14.


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